Dear Friends, dear friends
In asking me to say a few words on the occasion of my birthday, well you take me by surprise! This is not the first time I celebrate my birthday. I'm still used for some years already! So that in truth the situation unexpectedly no longer a surprise for me. I confess I expected a little something here and - I go out of my pocket a bundle of leaves - a speech which I summarize as follows.
The other day I was taken unexpectedly. It rang at my door. I opened and someone told me: "I apologize for Alain Provista." - I replied: You do not, my dear, you apologize for the name you wear! Personally, I knew someone named Silvou wound. Imagine Silvou Wound spread constant excuses! What wound! And Alain Provista to answer: - I was not expecting that! - I take you by surprise, is not it!, I retorted. - Indeed! Good. Please, can I come straight to you and explain the purpose my presence? - Ah, me, him-I said, I do not know, we should ask him! - To whom? "Asked he. - Well, by Jove, to Silvou Wound! - Look, there is a misunderstanding ... - I had indeed a hard of hearing, it was just Silvou Wound! He was constantly interrupting the people to ask: please, could you repeat that? Hence, by the way, his nickname. In fact, his name was Dur Leaf. It is from this time that people began to ask each other: please, as a sheet can it be hard? Hence the nickname Silvou Wound .... - You take me by surprise! I do not know where I am ... I do not speak of a hearing impaired but a misunderstanding ... - Exactly! "I said. The misunderstanding was based on the hardness of hard of hearing or, if you prefer, the hardness of soft. How, please, something soft hard can it be? Ah, ah, I see that I am once again unexpectedly, Mr. Provista! - You, what is your name? ", Asked he somewhat exasperated. - Jean Peuplus, I replied in a tone energetic. - Well, sir, I can not anymore! I leave you! - As I told him that I had some "kit", which was still on his departure, Alain Provista left me suddenly, unexpectedly, his warning, while Silvou Wound arrived unexpectedly while apologizing as usual.
Well, now. As you took me by surprise, I had to improvise.
Well, now. As you took me by surprise, I had to improvise.
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